16
Nov
09

quick like silver

UPDATE: THE MOVIE IS RAD…LITERALLY!!!

Sorry guys, but Quicksilver proved kind of hard to track down. Instead, the movie is “Rad”, the kick-ass Patrick Swayze BMX vehicle. I have purchased a cheap copy of Quicksilver on Amazon, so it should be here by the end of the month. I’ll leave my synopsis here below…to create buzz.

 

Hey my brothers and sisters, and magical hermaphrodite siblings being worshipped as gods by New Guinean tribes (yes, I have many). Here’s what’s up to start up this week.

Movie Night! Bike Month continues with Quicksilver, in which Kevin Bacon loses his job as a stockbroker and becomes a bicycle messenger. Totally doing meth and bombing hills and trying to avoid getting “doored”, all teeth grinding, all pupils the size of major nebulae…

Nah, none of that happens. It’s heartwarming as shit, with The Bacomeister helping out his group of mobbed-up, drug-addicted friends

P-P-POSTER!

Tuesday night…well, on Tuesday, we’re closed! Amazing! We have decided to throw a little holiday party for our fine selves and also for the wonderful, irreplaceable, caring, beautiful people who work here at The Pinhook. When you’re out drinking on Tuesday, raise a glass to us. Or don’t. Yeah, you don’t have to do that, that was very rude of me to ask. What was I thinking?

The arrogance. It shames me.

Consider me hell of shamed.

But Wednesday we are back in action with a special, high-concept performance by The Triangle Sound Painting Orchestra. These guys actually had the first show ever in The Pinhook, before we were even open!

They are an avant-garde post-classical group, made up of some the Triangle’s finest musicians. They incorporate dazzling visuals into their show, and this one coming up promises to be their biggest spectacle ever. The theme is TOTE’em Airlines Flight 779, a visual representation of the flight to Mecca for hajj (do I capitalize “hajj”? Sorry to offend if so. Let me know and I will totally up my cultural sensitivity levels). The ‘Hook will be transformed into a busy flight, and a group of flight attendants will pass out snacks and barf bags.

TSPO will make this work, people. They have a go-big-or-go-home attitude, and they do not fuck around. Don’t let’em scare you though. This is going to be serious fun.

Alright! See you in the funny papers (AKA The Pinhook)

Love,

That Bar You Like

P.S. – We like you too. We totally want to make out with you and then maybe get felt up by you. We’re over a year old, and we think it’s time šŸ˜‰

P.P.S – That last little symbol is supposed to be a person winking, but it just looks like a semi-colon and a right parentheses. Sorry.

P.P.P.S – šŸ˜‰

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