Looking at that title, I am laughing, because it seems to make no sense. But parse it out and you will find meaning.
Listen up ya’ll, Monday night is movie night with Brokeback Mountain which totally had everybody FREAKING OUT AND SCREAMING when it first came out, and people like Jay Leno used it as a punchline for like 50 thousand days until it became kind of a national joke, and now everybody needs to watch it because what it is is just kind of a really good, tragic, not weird or insane movie about star-crossed lovers. HOT star crossed lovers. Played by Johnny Depp and Christopher Walken. Oh man, that would be an awesome movie.
Tuesday is and Open Mic night! You know what to do, foo!
Wednesday is the return of Queereoke, and attendance will be srictly enforced. You know what is a great Karaoke song? “Never Been To Spain” by Three Dog Night.” I’m gonna do that the next time I do karaoke.
Ok, I’ll be back from CA next week for some NC action witch’all.